Cutting up old t-shirts for cleaning hot wax and griddles (hint: paper towels catch fire), my scissors hesitated at the following:
1. Parkman Family Reunion t-shirt: XXL, white cotton, green and yellow font, Deere tractor graphic. Gift from my grandmother, Mary Parkman.
2. Big Ridge State Park t-shirt: L, pink cotton, illustrations of butterflies found in the region. Bought in the souvenir shop with Matt and my best friend.
3. Hematovore t-shirt: M, beige cotton, black iron-on lettering, covered in paint. Gift from the band, who put on the most holy-fuck shows I ever saw.
4. Museum of Sex t-shirt: L, black cotton, red logo. Gift from a friend. Cutting it up marked some kind of shift between selling and seeing people eat the sausage.
[#3 lived.]