Archie/There Are No Virgins in Riverdale by Mark Mulroney.
Serious, hard-working artists who do shit like go to classes that teach you how to market your work or use twitter to find your niche or become a top seller on fucking etsy: Listen to this guy: Resume, Statement.
[that is the only artist’s statement i’ve ever read that doesn’t make me want to rape the artist with a gold-plated soccer trophy. probably because i read that book too and became obsessed with penises and sperm and most of the rest of the parts that make up dudes.]
If I didn’t have post-office phobia, I would take advantage of Mulroney’s SUPER OFFER! and then he’d send me something cool for free, for real, no but-wait-there’s-more’s, for nothing at all other than having a good brain that doesn’t sheep around.
Danks to Zak for the link. I love this kind of art. Seems so obvious and silly but you can spot the hours and hours of hard work, and the circling obsession.
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Add end um: Q&A on Mixed Greens with Mulroney:
Q: If you could choose anyone to commission a piece, who would it be and why?
A: this crack head guy that sits in front of the grocery store and yells at people for no reason, i’d like to make something really big and heavy so he’d have to carry it around all the time and get really annoyed